Seriously, watch the whole thing.
I do not normally post stuff that is not related to my muse but I love that this has gone viral. This brilliant man is Jesse Parent, a personal friend of mine. I actually used to babysit the daughter to whom he refers. He is an amazing slam poet and is in an internationally touring comedy improv troupe with my brother called JoKyR and Jesster. It is worth watching, as is all of his poetry.